(no subject)

[elementof_risk]

First, I want it noted I did not, in actuality, shoot any people walking around dressed as singing animals. I even sat through the shows in which they sang. Quietly. Mostly.

Second, any rumors about the wearing of Mickey ears should be discounted and disbelieved. I did no such thing.

Third, Callahan--stop having people spy on my fiancée. She is capable of looking out for herself and isn't going to do anything to hurt the baby. If anything odd should happen, either she or I can tell you about it ourselves.