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elementof_risk- They do not admire the panache with which I carry off assassinations.
- I kidnapped Sydney's best friend, terrorized him and then exchanged him for things they really would rather have not left in my hands.
- I had Sydney's roommate killed and replaced with my then girlfriend.
- I kidnapped that scientist, his wife and his son to get him to build a neutron bomb. Terrorizing children = bad thing. I didn't hurt him!
- I financed the Covenant -- even though that was unwillingly. Honestly, I'd much preferred to keep my $800 million in gold bullion to myself.
- I was Michael's wife's lover while she was deceiving them and playing double agent for the Covenant. We thwarted them on a lot of missions, killed rather a lot of people and generally made their lives difficult. Plus the whole adultery bit doesn't seem to sit well.
- I worked with Sloane to help him destroy the Alliance--hello? Good thing, yes? But they don't see it that way. Mostly because of the working with Sloane, I'm sure.
- I worked for Irina, and, by the way, never gave her up.
- I tortured Michael, physically and emotionally. To be fair, he started it, then returned the favor, but no one remembers that. That my nose is not a crooked mess is thanks to lucky healing, not the many times he broke it on tables.
- Lauren and I blew up a lot of their office on a mission.
- I coerced Sydney into dressing up as Lauren which ended up including a rather amazing kiss. I don't think Michael was pleased with me kissing his girlfriend considering I'd seduced his wife away from him.
- I gave a warlord the info he needed to get a weapon of mass destruction, which got Sydney's father kidnapped as well. Though, I then helped them get it back, free Jack, and refused payment for said help.
- I blew up their new offices. One of their friends was killed. They all easily could have been.
- I kidnapped Rachel and Peyton kidnapped Marshall and we got them to help us. Persuasively. Though if Rachel can move past it, really, her friends should, too. Again--not like they haven't done the same to me.
- I've held guns on most of them at some point or another. I'd like to point out, however, they're still all alive.
- I took the Horizon from Sloane and brought it back to Irina.
- I almost blew up London and Washington DC on Irina's orders. Though, again--I gave Michael the codes to stop it, so it really shouldn't be held against me. Plus? He shot me.
- I keep escaping their custody.
- I keep seducing their girlfriends, wives and employees.
- I've a really bad habit of reminding Michael of that fact.
- Sydney seems to find something highly objectionable in my general attitude.
- They have no appreciation for the fine art of sarcasm.
- My loyalties are flexible. Their little patriotic hearts can't seem to see the beauty in that.
- I kidnapped Sydney's best friend, terrorized him and then exchanged him for things they really would rather have not left in my hands.
- I had Sydney's roommate killed and replaced with my then girlfriend.
- I kidnapped that scientist, his wife and his son to get him to build a neutron bomb. Terrorizing children = bad thing. I didn't hurt him!
- I financed the Covenant -- even though that was unwillingly. Honestly, I'd much preferred to keep my $800 million in gold bullion to myself.
- I was Michael's wife's lover while she was deceiving them and playing double agent for the Covenant. We thwarted them on a lot of missions, killed rather a lot of people and generally made their lives difficult. Plus the whole adultery bit doesn't seem to sit well.
- I worked with Sloane to help him destroy the Alliance--hello? Good thing, yes? But they don't see it that way. Mostly because of the working with Sloane, I'm sure.
- I worked for Irina, and, by the way, never gave her up.
- I tortured Michael, physically and emotionally. To be fair, he started it, then returned the favor, but no one remembers that. That my nose is not a crooked mess is thanks to lucky healing, not the many times he broke it on tables.
- Lauren and I blew up a lot of their office on a mission.
- I coerced Sydney into dressing up as Lauren which ended up including a rather amazing kiss. I don't think Michael was pleased with me kissing his girlfriend considering I'd seduced his wife away from him.
- I gave a warlord the info he needed to get a weapon of mass destruction, which got Sydney's father kidnapped as well. Though, I then helped them get it back, free Jack, and refused payment for said help.
- I blew up their new offices. One of their friends was killed. They all easily could have been.
- I kidnapped Rachel and Peyton kidnapped Marshall and we got them to help us. Persuasively. Though if Rachel can move past it, really, her friends should, too. Again--not like they haven't done the same to me.
- I've held guns on most of them at some point or another. I'd like to point out, however, they're still all alive.
- I took the Horizon from Sloane and brought it back to Irina.
- I almost blew up London and Washington DC on Irina's orders. Though, again--I gave Michael the codes to stop it, so it really shouldn't be held against me. Plus? He shot me.
- I keep escaping their custody.
- I keep seducing their girlfriends, wives and employees.
- I've a really bad habit of reminding Michael of that fact.
- Sydney seems to find something highly objectionable in my general attitude.
- They have no appreciation for the fine art of sarcasm.
- My loyalties are flexible. Their little patriotic hearts can't seem to see the beauty in that.
