I did not know my father very well. But, what I do know:
1. He was a Russian diplomat.
2. He was a Romanov.
3. He was a follower of Rambaldi, as obsessed as the rest of them.
4. He left me $800 Million in an attempt to purchase my affection. It didn't work.
5. He was physically abusive.
6. He abandoned me when I was a child, sending me away to school in England and leaving me there. I don't remember being sorry about this, considering #5.
7. He thought I was pathetic, and my employers true evil, which was laughable considering what he was.
8. He screamed when I took a blowtorch to his face, then told me what I wanted to know.
9. He staged his own assassination to save himself from a real attempt, the first time.
10. I made very sure it was real, the second.
1. He was a Russian diplomat.
2. He was a Romanov.
3. He was a follower of Rambaldi, as obsessed as the rest of them.
4. He left me $800 Million in an attempt to purchase my affection. It didn't work.
5. He was physically abusive.
6. He abandoned me when I was a child, sending me away to school in England and leaving me there. I don't remember being sorry about this, considering #5.
7. He thought I was pathetic, and my employers true evil, which was laughable considering what he was.
8. He screamed when I took a blowtorch to his face, then told me what I wanted to know.
9. He staged his own assassination to save himself from a real attempt, the first time.
10. I made very sure it was real, the second.